is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Less talking, more tequila
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
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