So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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