office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I just want nice things and good sex
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize