If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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