I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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