so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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