so explain again why im purple
no
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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