Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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