What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
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