Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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