the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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