I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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