just survived the first fart of the relationship.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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