HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
tell me about the fingering
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