I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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