Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
