I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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