It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Dick very happy bro
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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