Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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