They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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