I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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