nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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