So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
be right there i have to get my cape
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
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