i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Please don't give away my fajitas
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Randomize
