How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
We have started to decorate penises.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
