it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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