dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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