In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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