Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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