i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
tell me about the fingering
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