I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Randomize