Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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