She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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