It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
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