I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I understand Curling. That high.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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