That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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