he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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