But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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