Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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