Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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