worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
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Do I have a choice?
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I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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