Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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