Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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