i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
We are two peas in an std pod
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
