just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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