he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Randomize