I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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