waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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