Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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