You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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