just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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