I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
i think i just lost a toe
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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