I wanna passion pit in your ass
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I am one with the molecules
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
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