So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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