She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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